What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 02:17
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
—
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?
Just Forget it!
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
No way
Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!